CONFESSIONS OF A NEWFY
Confessions of Newf:
I told mommy I had to pee but I lied " I LOVE MUD ! "
I told mommy I had to pee but I lied " I LOVE MUD ! "
Confessions of a Newfy.
I cry to go out Every 5 minutes.uses and my mom falls for it every time! But I just want to sniff and look for acorns!
CONFESSIONS OF A NEWFY
I pretend I'm going outside to potty, but really I'm secretly eating my way to China!
My name is Cooper and I am a Kong addict.
Everyday when mommy leaves, she puts a Kong in everyone's crate.
When daddy comes home at lunch to take us out, I run into the other 2 crates when we come back in and steal their Kong's and run into the bedroom with all 3.
Then I lay on them so they can't have them.
Everyday when mommy leaves, she puts a Kong in everyone's crate.
When daddy comes home at lunch to take us out, I run into the other 2 crates when we come back in and steal their Kong's and run into the bedroom with all 3.
Then I lay on them so they can't have them.
CONNFESSIONS OF A NEWFY, I pretend I like the cool tile in the kitchen,but I'm really honeing my cat chasing skills!
CONFESSIONS of a newf....I may look like im sleeping but really trying to figure out how to eat that boot with out anyone seeing!
Confessions of Newf:
I don’t always lay down in puddles during my walk, but when I do, I make sure they are in the middle of the muddy softball field.
I don’t always lay down in puddles during my walk, but when I do, I make sure they are in the middle of the muddy softball field.
Confessions of a Newf: I pretend I need to look out the window when I really just want to sit on the lounge chair
Confessions of a Newfy: Whenever my sister Hope (Beagle/Coonhound mix..14yrs old) is laying in bed with my Mom I bolt into the livingroom like a maniac, barking with my "Hope, come quick!! Someone's breaking in the house!!!!" bark. This lures Hope out to the livingroom to help me, of course. Then I run & jump into the bed with my Mom....hehe!! It works every time. Btw...he does this at least once a day...lol...he's so funny!
confessions of a newf, this is dads side of the bed and sometimes i pretend I'm asleep here so mom or dad will leave me alone in here so is can pee on it, got to show dad whos boss right.
Confessions. Of a Newf. Mom thinks I secretly. Love the vacuum.: )
Confessions of a newf... My mum thinks I love her the most. But I love cheese more....
Confessions of a newf... Mom thinks I LIKE posing for the camera, but REALLY I don't like HER pointing it at the other dogs, because her attention should ONLY be focused on ME...!
Confessions of a Newfie:
Tonight I have learned how to use the stairs. I have been up and down all night. Mummy put boxes in front to stop me incase I fall. It's ok I pushed them right out the way #bulldozer
Tonight I have learned how to use the stairs. I have been up and down all night. Mummy put boxes in front to stop me incase I fall. It's ok I pushed them right out the way #bulldozer
There are no confessions with Dougan, his trouble making is a open book
Confessions of a Newfy, sometimes I just like lettin it all hang out: )
Confessions of a Newfy
Tonight after dinner, I walked over to my mommy and acted like I was going to kiss her but instead I burped really loud in her face.
Tonight after dinner, I walked over to my mommy and acted like I was going to kiss her but instead I burped really loud in her face.
Confessions of a newfie:
I got into the garbage can today hoping to find something good. Now I don't feel good at all.
I got into the garbage can today hoping to find something good. Now I don't feel good at all.
Confessions of a Newf... My name is Remy and I am scared of the rain. Last night I had to go potty but it was raining so I wouldn't go out. Daddy finally went out with me, but I was too busy barking at the umbrella and forgot to go potty. Later, after Daddy went to bed, Mommy had to make Ella go out with me because it was still raining and I wouldn't go out all by myself.
Confessions of a Newf: I told Mama I wanted to go for a walk when really all I wanted was the cookie I get when we get home and a nap
Confessions of a Newfie: I pretend I am watching the activity at the barn and waiting for G-ma to come back to the house when I am really chewing the spindles on the deck!
Confessions of a repeat offender- we took our CGC two times We took our CANINE LIFE AND SOCIAL SKILLS-test two times. Handful ate his puppy socialization and obedience certificates. Make ya feel better? He sat on a puppy in puppy class. But hey teacher said SIT and he did. Milo is okay. Heather and I laugh. Come is good, SQUIRRELL is even better. No pain or humiliation is greater than mine. Leave it is now Fricking leave it!!!! Don't chase the cats is now. REHOME,!!! Don't eat the pillows is now CRAIGS LIST. You will survive this. I drink and laugh a lot
Confessions of a repeat offender- we took our CGC two times We took our CANINE LIFE AND SOCIAL SKILLS-test two times. Handful ate his puppy socialization and obedience certificates. Make ya feel better? He sat on a puppy in puppy class. But hey teacher said SIT and he did. Milo is okay. Heather and I laugh. Come is good, SQUIRRELL is even better. No pain or humiliation is greater than mine. Leave it is now Fricking leave it!!!! Don't chase the cats is now. REHOME,!!! Don't eat the pillows is now CRAIGS LIST. You will survive this. I drink and laugh a lot
I pretend I want to show you how much I love you but secretly I hope it leads to belly rubs.
I pretend I lie in the middle of the kitchen floor because I can't bear to be parted from you - but I really just hope you're gonna drop something I can eat
I pretend to be perfectly behaved when I'm out in public so no one knows what a hell raiser I am at home.
I pretend to hear a noise upstairs then whilst checking it out I eat the cat food, rifle the bins and sometimes check cat tray for extras. My name is Coco and I am a Newf xx
My name is Ruby and I am very beautiful, which is why I get away with giving mummy that look that usually gets me what I want xx
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